The first post in my blog, also a great place to go for extra information
Conversations with the last true-born southerner >Any normal person who has ever talked to a true southern person will agree
My friend's blogs: Wizardwatch's overall site, Sawyer's blog (the .org part bemuses me), Luke's site. If ryleu decides to actually put something on his site, I'll link it here.Microsoft, I love you so
Your services are super slow
All I want is crappy junk
From pop-up ads that browser funkYou make me laugh, you make me cry
But mostly only say goodbye
I use websites with better scripts
That I wrote on break, just for kicksTo your services
That suck when they work
I say that
Bill Gates is such a jerkTo destroy the world
Of Linux, GNU
And code the first Windows
And make FSF stewYet I agree, you once were great
XP wasn’t bad
And I’m sure I soon will wait
For customer service that makes me sadMicrosoft, this love letter
Was written in duress
By a guy whom your systems
Angered and depressedI hope you know that you all stink
And your services smell bad too
As Mark Twain never said
“You are the rat in my stew”
Privacy policy: We don't collect data
Cookie policy: We don't use cookies
Copywrong 1492, Tyler Clarke
All rights preserved
Vegetables are alive too
Cows pollute the environment and should be eaten
Nothing here is copyrighted - if we wanted people to not have our data, we wouldn't smatter it across the internet.
Lawyers beware - here be people who know that lawyers are hired thugs designed
to make the person with more money win in court, no matter how right or wrong they are
I hereby order that any stuck-up prigs that say I need a real privacy policy can leave the room.