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My name is Tyler Clarke. I am a homeschooled teenage computer programmer from Georgia, with about 5 years of experience (so far).
I program in HTML, CSS, Javascript, Python, C++, C, Intel assembly, and Befunge-93.
My first language was Scratch, and I eschew Java because it is a hatefully slow and inefficient language, not to mention the fact that it is ugly.
(I like Python, which may make me a hypocrite. I don’t really care.)
In my spare time, I write novels and this blog, which is what I am writing right now, hence the fact that you are reading this.
Privacy policy: We don't collect data
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Vegetables are alive too
Cows pollute the environment and should be eaten
Nothing here is copyrighted - if we wanted people to not have our data, we wouldn't smatter it across the internet.
Lawyers beware - here be people who know that lawyers are hired thugs designed
to make the person with more money win in court, no matter how right or wrong they are
I hereby order that any stuck-up prigs that say I need a real privacy policy can leave the room.