Xfinity

October 21, 2020

image/svg+xml Hi, I'm your friendly,somewhat intelligent Xfinity guy.What seems to be the problemwith your modem? Well, I connected mycomputer to it via Ethernetand it didn't issue aDCHP address. But look, you see thatlittle light right there? Its solidgreen. That means it's working. No, it is not connectedto the internet. I know that becausemy computer was not issueda DCHP address! No, the Xfinity accountis active. And the lights are allsolid, meaning you can connectto the internet. I will even show you,the router does not issuea DCHP address! I know all about all of that stuff!Your router is working, and Xfinity is too!I deal with thousands of customerswho say exactly that! I'm seriouslyreconsidering usingyour service!

No offence to Xfinity or its affiliates. I understand that at least one of your technicians must have at least the barest qualifications for being a technician.

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