The Metropolis Post - Edition 3
November 17, 2019
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The Metropolis Post
Breaking: New weapon testing in the Pacific
Recent American government disclosure to the press has
shown a new kind of weapon called the "Really Big Bomb".
In a to counter this bomb,
China has released an "Even Bigger Really Big Bomb" and
to counter that, Russia has released a "Super Duper Really
Really Really Gigantic Humongous Big Bomb."
Meanwhile, word of a powerful new type of gun is coming
out to the public...
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Limited time offer.
1500% sales tax applies.
Blueberries join cranberry
lawsuit
The ongoing cranberry lawsuit
has recently escalated, as the
blueberries have joined on the
cranberry side. This is quite a
problem for the entire human
race, as blueberries are one
of the best foods for your
brain.
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Everybody DECARBONATE
Does anyone remember global warming? Carbon dioxide?
Because it is real. Carbon trapping is on the rise, but it won't be
fast enough. The only way to save the world is to, dun-dun-dun,
reduce carbon emissions. Biking and walking are good for you
anyways.
Copyright (c) 2019 TTech inc. Your probably a nerd. Most likely your a nerd. Yup, your a nerd. NERD!
Every sunday! (Or early monday)
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