The Metropolis Post - Edition 1
November 6, 2019
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The Metropolis Post Breaking: Republican party calls for hearing to see which candidate is stupider In a stunning turn of events, the republican party has actually called for a hearing. Although the definitive purpose is unknown, a taped conversation between Harriet Red, the republican candidate, and Sir Dimmington blue, the democratic candidate, shows Harriet suggesting that they have a hearing to decide who is stupider. Continued on page 1600. Ahh... That refreshing sensation of a beautiful SPRITE CRANBERRY! And now you can have that refreshing sensation for just 4.99! .Limited time offer. 1500% sales tax applies. Cranberry lawsuit continues The cranberry lawsuit from the last edition has continued, with the cranberries moving their target to vegans, who are more inclined to kill and devour these beautiful creatures. Meanwhile, while the lawsuit continues, officials in office deemed it illegal to eat cranberries. Continued on page 7 . The spread of disinformation Recent disinformation attacks have started to open the eyes of the public, such as when Google, the famous search engine, covered up search results related to organic food. Whether truth will triumph remains to be seen, but remember: Organic is healthy, pesticides cause cancer, and global warming is real. Copyright (c) 2019 TTech inc. Are you really reading this? Lets sit down and talk about your problem...
A little different this time, eh? I will probably post one of these weekly. (Its all satirical comedy, except for the bottom part. I will probably include real world news in the bottom part.
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