The argument part 4
October 7, 2022
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So, might I
ask again, why are
you here?
I'm here because a
spontaneous high-risk political
argument broke out and these
matters fall under my jurisdiction.
It's quite a complex operation,
I assure you.
Why, exactly, do we
need you to do anything at
all? I think me and Seymour are
more than competent.
Soon the press will be
arriving from the Public Side
of the NRA. We need to replace your
friends with actors so they don't
accidentally spout valid
opinions on camera.
See, we need some people
on-site to distract from the senseless
violence by talking about how it was
their "first amendment right" and
that if they had guns it wouldn't
have happened.
At the same time, those
involved can be debriefed on
the dangers of public arguments
and valid opinions and released
back to their homes.
Excuse me! I find that
a base violation of fact! How
can that be the first amendment
right? And if they had guns, they'd
both be dead! This is stupid!
Slap
My skill in
distraction betrays me
once again.
I guess I'd better start working on a halloween animation, huh?
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