Socially Distanced Turkey

November 12, 2020

image/svg+xml Well, anotheryear come andgone. And now the leavesare changing colour, thebushes are getting crumbly,and the turkeys in this forestare getting plump andquarterbacky. The only difference? This timeI have a plan to avoid the turkey:Social distancing! The turkey can'tcome within six feet of me! SocialDistancingForce Field SocialDistancingForce Field SocialDistancingForce Field And that, kids, iswhy you don't go intothe forest alone.

Todd the turkey, back from the dregs of 2019.

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