Programming Language Comparisons
September 9, 2020
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Ethan
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We're live!
Hello and welcome to Destructive Criticism.
I'm Constance Sniper, and today I'm going
to talk about programming languages,
and all their improvements!
First up we have Java: Nothing especially new...
It hasn't gotten any better! Thank you Oracle, for ruining
a perfectly good Sun Microsystems product!
Next is Python: Probably one of the greatest
languages ever, if of course the rest of them never existed!
And after that, we have C++: This one is not yet a
dinosaur, but its certainly on its way!
And finally, the one we've all been waiting for, Lisp!
Lisp is beautiful, syntactically perfect,
and otherwise the best language we have on the table today!
Observe its flowing syntax, its seas of parenthesis flowing on shores of
cleanliness with tides of Function Oriented Programming...
There can truly be no contenders to compete with Lisp!
What was that
clicking noise?
The sound of a hundred
million developers turning off
their televisions.
CLICK!
CLICK!
Brace yourself,
the reviews will be
even louder.
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