Methyl Alcohol
January 14, 2021
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Does methyl alcohol have an explosive force? Under certain conditions. What about diluted 20%? I wouldn't know - why do you ask? Hold on - I need to take a trip to Australia. I'll be back in a few days. What? 30 hours later... Seymour Calaghan McPherson, I must say this is the most ridiculous list of charges I have ever seen. Tresspassing and forced entry to the Taylor Vineyards in Australia? Construction of a Molotov Cocktail? Use of a grenade to burn down a winery? Your honor, I simply wanted to determine if methanol diluted 20% had explosive force. And I never used a grenade - It turns out that a Molotov Cocktail in Port wine does in fact have explosive force. I will gladly take public service, and in fact I already have - I decreased the amount of alcohol and thus alcoholics in the world.
Ok, I know that was a bit long. And I also would like you to know that this comic is wildly inaccurate in every way but the part about decreasing alcoholism. Ruining supplies of alcoholic drinks is the best way to fix alcoholism.
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